Captain Obvious

Joined

• started 17 topics
• posted 886 times   see topics posted on
• send a message

Posts by Captain Obvious

• 
  45

  Don't Masturbate

  by mynameislame in

  1. social
  2. humour

  don't masturbate.

  thought this was funny......

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Captain Obvious

  Can anybody actually provide some "scriptural" evidence for this? What is the actual biblical basis for prohibiting the most natural thing?
• 
  32

  Is it Humanly Possible, that the writers believe this stuff?

  by objectivetruth in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  as many of you know, whom have been in the org for a while.. the wt is hard coded into your mind.

  sometimes, i will read a wt, to make sure that i hadn't imagined all of the ridiculousness... and then i read a wt like this : http://m.wol.jw.org/en/wol/d/r1/lp-e/2004168 (is linking to this legal?).

  i especially enjoyed this section : .

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Captain Obvious

  They don't need to believe it, they just have to force you to
• 
  61

  How did you tell your spouse you want out of the JW religion?

  by leaving_quietly in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  what did you imagine would happen?

  did they react the way you expected?

  how did you bring it up?.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Captain Obvious

  Welcome TableForOne! Sorry to hear your domestic life is crap. Has she called down at all?

  Jeff, your story is inspirational. Seriously a dream. But I've never heard the back story. What kind of JWs were you? What caused you both to start doubting and researching? Usually reading CoC comes after a while of all of that.
• 
  38

  Atheism and Theism are only partly right!

  by abiather in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  today we know that matter and energy are interchangeable, hence they are there always in either form, they are eternal, hence requires no creator.

  hence atheism is right in rejecting a creator, but failed in providing any motivation for people to do good.

  religions, in their effort to provide a motivating factor for humans to do good, introduced creation stories and other myths; hence they too are right (as far as their intention is concerned), yet failed in producing any worthy resultsworld was steadily moving from bad to worse and from worse to worst!.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Captain Obvious

  
• 
  38

  Atheism and Theism are only partly right!

  by abiather in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  today we know that matter and energy are interchangeable, hence they are there always in either form, they are eternal, hence requires no creator.

  hence atheism is right in rejecting a creator, but failed in providing any motivation for people to do good.

  religions, in their effort to provide a motivating factor for humans to do good, introduced creation stories and other myths; hence they too are right (as far as their intention is concerned), yet failed in producing any worthy resultsworld was steadily moving from bad to worse and from worse to worst!.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Captain Obvious

  I can picture a abiather now... Sitting back in his computer chair with a smug look on his face, half finished cup of coffee at his side. He chuckles to himself, admiring the full page post of absolute gibberish he has made.

  Obviously he posted that garbage to get our reactions... Nobody could actually take him seriously! Literally every point is flatly false. He's loving this
• 
  61

  How did you tell your spouse you want out of the JW religion?

  by leaving_quietly in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  what did you imagine would happen?

  did they react the way you expected?

  how did you bring it up?.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Captain Obvious

  I had been struggling with doubts and cog dis for a few months, hadn't been out in service for months and wife knew why. She had been very supportive the whole time.

  One day we were at home, I was showing her some of the WT lies and she flat out asked me if I didn't want to be a JW anymore.. I said no.

  Well.. She... Flipped out! I've never seen her look at me that way and haven't since. I've never seen her cry and sob like that. Her head was spinning with automatic cult brain nonsense, I could tell it just didn't compute. After a while she calmed down and we talked it through a bit. I agreed to take another long, hard objective look at things. She wanted me to speak with the elders, of course they could get it all cleared up cause it's the truth, right? After some talking she agreed that talking with the elders is a BAD idea.

  Since then she has been great. She's still a JW, but was always kind of a badass one. She barely has a cult personality to begin with, and I honestly haven't seen it since that day. She never comments at the meetings, does max 3 hrs a month in service, misses over half the meetings.

  I'm confident that she will leave the JWs with me, and I'm almost willing to wait in with her until she does. She just likes the pre packaged social life and doesn't want to mess up her relationship with her family. We don't talk about JW things often, but she does bring it up sometimes. She also still gets me to explain the JW doctrines that she doesn't understand.

  If I could do it again I would have skipped that conversation altogether... The long game works better, and confronting the cult personality is almost always a sure failure.
• 
  39

  New awake up on jw.org about suicide

  by hoser in

  1. watchtower
  2. bible

  they have printed a series of articles about suicide.

  .

  .

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Captain Obvious

  I'm curious... Has the teaching that suicide ensures that the person has no chance of being resurrected? I' curious if anything has been printed
• 
  15

  Humans used a hearth for fire and cooking 300,000 years ago!

  by Comatose in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2014/01/140127101236.htm.

  summary:.

  when did humans really begin to control fire and use it for their daily needs?

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Captain Obvious

  Learning to cook food was a huge step towards elevating our ancestors.

  Tight animal skin pants haha

  None of those questions matter to a JW or any creationist for that matter. Unfortunately, evidence and fascinating facts are meaningless to someone who would rather bury his head in the sand. The JW would immediately call to question the dating methods, claiming it was just an early indigenous people maybe a couple thousand years ago. Anything to rationalize it and make the cog dis go away.

  Thanks for the good info!
• 
  47

  Why Is Alcoholism Deeply Embeded In JW Culture?

  by RottenRiley in

  1. jw
  2. experiences

  we get plenty of company men passing through our circuit, often filled with misinformation and lugging around a suitcase of guilt, they bring more guilt to the weak while praising the braggart pioneers and slapping the "righteous over much" elders.

  why are the wrong people getting praise in this distorted community?

  i know for a fact many of the elders i served with have issues with alcoholism, when "brother guilt" brought his emotional hurricane through our circuit, i had the chance to eat and help pay for his "seven shots of tequila", both him and his wife were not immune to over-indulgences.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Captain Obvious

  Also depends on the company. My JW guests are always all too happy to indulge in my scotch collection... Partly because most couldn't afford it and partly because they know I won't be offended by their glassy-eyed rosy cheeked shenanigans.
• 
  32

  Observations about last nights meeting...

  by DATA-DOG in

  1. watchtower
  2. beliefs

  ... btw it was soooo boooorrrinnng!!!

  draw close to jehovah(tm)/bookstudy:.

  excruciatingly boring.

  1. 
  2. 
  3. 
• 

  Captain Obvious

  Jehovah doesn't change??! Everything be does is motivatwd by love?? Wow... even if you tossed out the Old Testament, you still can't honestly say that.

  These people never cease to amaze